Extenze Energy Drink
Posted by Jacob Ross on Sunday, November 15, 2009 20:57
Extenze Energy Drink
So the wife and I were watching Cheaters, and during a commercial break another Extenze commercial comes on. Normally, ExtenZe commercials don’t merit as conversational material, but this time, I just can’t contain myself. My heart fluttered with excitement, I felt as though my hopes and prayers were answered. Placed next the the pills and the topical lotions, there it was, ExtenZe energy drink!
My first thought was that the drink itself won’t possess any “enhancing” ability, rather serve as an energy supplement to do the dirty deed. But then I went the the ExtenZe website and read the description:
With the key components of ExtenZe in the energy drinks, our ExtenZe drink will deliver more stamina, an invigorated libido, bigger, harder, fuller erections plus all the energy you need to exploit them! Men are not the only ones that will benefit from ExtenZe drinks, women will enjoy all the same benefits, with increased clitoral sensitivity.
As if it isn’t bad enough that I’m addicted to Rockstar. Check out the mixed recipes they posted on their website:
ExtenZe Stiffy
» Vodka [2 parts]
» ExtenZe Energy Drink [5 parts]
» Lime GarnishCherry Bootie Bomber
» Cherry Flavored Vodka [2 parts]
» ExtenZe Energy Drink [3 parts]Tropical Breeze
» Malibu [3 parts]
» ExtenZe Energy Drink [4 parts]
» Pineapple GarnishBlack Cherry Russian
» Vodka [1 part]
» Coffee Liqueur [1 part]
» ExtenZe Cherry Libido Shot [1 part]
» Cherry GarnishXtnz Daiquiri
» White Rum [9 parts]
» ExtenZe Energy Drink [4 parts]
» Gomme Syrup [1 part]
» Lemon GarnishXtnz Bleu Balls
» Alize Cognac [2 parts]
» Hypnotic [2 parts]
» ExtenZe Energy Drink [4 parts]
» Lemon Garnish
Wouldn’t this be the ultimate prank at your next party? With these flavors who can resist!
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Alberto says:
March 6th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Thanks man.. So u say the opposite of
all others websites, o utube vídeos that’s it saya that’s extenze is bad..?
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